Since no one saw fit to answer my question about other dead animals
I am being forced to re-raise the question and expand it a bit.
It is only dead horses that we cannot beat? And how are we defining
dead? If I wander across a lemur that is obviously beyond help or
say a suicidal lemur with a degenerative disease is that close
enough to dead that I can beat it?
Or does it actually have to be dead? Do I need a copy of the
coroner's report before I commence with the beating? How long can
the beating last? Can I use my choice of weapons? May I videotape
the beating and then sell it to the Fox network?
Sorry for all of the questions but I really like letterboxing and
want to do everything possible to protest myself from being booted.
Tammy
ADG #1
Beating a dazed, wounded, but still very much alive lemur
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Started on 2003-12-05
Beating a dazed, wounded, but still very much alive lemur
From: adglbna (ADGLBNA@aol.com) |
Date: 2003-12-05 15:47:28 UTC
Re: [LbNA] Beating a dazed, wounded, but still very much alive lemur
From: (gbecket@aol.com) |
Date: 2003-12-05 12:55:56 UTC-05:00
In a message dated 12/5/2003 10:56:29 AM Eastern Standard Time,
ADGLBNA@aol.com writes:
Sorry for all of the questions but I really like letterboxing and
want to do everything possible to protest myself from being booted.
Tammy
ADG #1
Absolutely, and I should protest yourself from being booted, too. Anyone
demonstrating the breeding and fine sensibilities necessary to contemplate the
proper procedure and technique for beating a dead lemur and ascertaining the
lemur's conditional fitness for beating is a person I should count myself greatly
honored to enjoy a distant connection to. This inspires me to do a beating
the dead lemur box in NOVA. Just the thing to place this weekend.
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ADGLBNA@aol.com writes:
Sorry for all of the questions but I really like letterboxing and
want to do everything possible to protest myself from being booted.
Tammy
ADG #1
Absolutely, and I should protest yourself from being booted, too. Anyone
demonstrating the breeding and fine sensibilities necessary to contemplate the
proper procedure and technique for beating a dead lemur and ascertaining the
lemur's conditional fitness for beating is a person I should count myself greatly
honored to enjoy a distant connection to. This inspires me to do a beating
the dead lemur box in NOVA. Just the thing to place this weekend.
[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
Re: Beating a dazed, wounded, but still very much alive lemur
From: cadenza74 (cadenza74@earthlink.net) |
Date: 2003-12-09 06:54:42 UTC
so funny, these are the kinds of posts that made me love the list
in the first place. I've missed them.
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "adglbna" <
ADGLBNA@a...> wrote:
> Since no one saw fit to answer my question about other dead
animals
> I am being forced to re-raise the question and expand it a bit.
>
> It is only dead horses that we cannot beat? And how are we
defining
> dead? If I wander across a lemur that is obviously beyond help
or
> say a suicidal lemur with a degenerative disease is that close
> enough to dead that I can beat it?
>
> Or does it actually have to be dead? Do I need a copy of the
> coroner's report before I commence with the beating? How
long can
> the beating last? Can I use my choice of weapons? May I
videotape
> the beating and then sell it to the Fox network?
>
> Sorry for all of the questions but I really like letterboxing and
> want to do everything possible to protest myself from being
booted.
>
> Tammy
> ADG #1
in the first place. I've missed them.
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "adglbna" <
ADGLBNA@a...> wrote:
> Since no one saw fit to answer my question about other dead
animals
> I am being forced to re-raise the question and expand it a bit.
>
> It is only dead horses that we cannot beat? And how are we
defining
> dead? If I wander across a lemur that is obviously beyond help
or
> say a suicidal lemur with a degenerative disease is that close
> enough to dead that I can beat it?
>
> Or does it actually have to be dead? Do I need a copy of the
> coroner's report before I commence with the beating? How
long can
> the beating last? Can I use my choice of weapons? May I
videotape
> the beating and then sell it to the Fox network?
>
> Sorry for all of the questions but I really like letterboxing and
> want to do everything possible to protest myself from being
booted.
>
> Tammy
> ADG #1
Re: Beating a dazed, wounded, but still very much alive lemur
From: adglbna (ADGLBNA@aol.com) |
Date: 2003-12-10 18:21:56 UTC
Thank you for the kind words. I come from a long line of smart-
asses and dead-lemur beaters. When my great-great-grandfather
jumped his Harley over the Indian Ocean in 1043 BC he brought the
first dead-lemur beating apparatus to America. (patent still
pending) There is a statue erected in his honor at the "Park of Non-
Existent Made-Up People" in Sinkingslowlyville. You should check it
out if you ever slowly get sucked into the town.
Tammy
ADG #1
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "cadenza74"
wrote:
> so funny, these are the kinds of posts that made me love the list
> in the first place. I've missed them.
>
> --- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "adglbna" <
> ADGLBNA@a...> wrote:
> > Since no one saw fit to answer my question about other dead
> animals
> > I am being forced to re-raise the question and expand it a bit.
> >
> > It is only dead horses that we cannot beat? And how are we
> defining
> > dead? If I wander across a lemur that is obviously beyond help
> or
> > say a suicidal lemur with a degenerative disease is that close
> > enough to dead that I can beat it?
> >
> > Or does it actually have to be dead? Do I need a copy of the
> > coroner's report before I commence with the beating? How
> long can
> > the beating last? Can I use my choice of weapons? May I
> videotape
> > the beating and then sell it to the Fox network?
> >
> > Sorry for all of the questions but I really like letterboxing
and
> > want to do everything possible to protest myself from being
> booted.
> >
> > Tammy
> > ADG #1
asses and dead-lemur beaters. When my great-great-grandfather
jumped his Harley over the Indian Ocean in 1043 BC he brought the
first dead-lemur beating apparatus to America. (patent still
pending) There is a statue erected in his honor at the "Park of Non-
Existent Made-Up People" in Sinkingslowlyville. You should check it
out if you ever slowly get sucked into the town.
Tammy
ADG #1
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "cadenza74"
wrote:
> so funny, these are the kinds of posts that made me love the list
> in the first place. I've missed them.
>
> --- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "adglbna" <
> ADGLBNA@a...> wrote:
> > Since no one saw fit to answer my question about other dead
> animals
> > I am being forced to re-raise the question and expand it a bit.
> >
> > It is only dead horses that we cannot beat? And how are we
> defining
> > dead? If I wander across a lemur that is obviously beyond help
> or
> > say a suicidal lemur with a degenerative disease is that close
> > enough to dead that I can beat it?
> >
> > Or does it actually have to be dead? Do I need a copy of the
> > coroner's report before I commence with the beating? How
> long can
> > the beating last? Can I use my choice of weapons? May I
> videotape
> > the beating and then sell it to the Fox network?
> >
> > Sorry for all of the questions but I really like letterboxing
and
> > want to do everything possible to protest myself from being
> booted.
> >
> > Tammy
> > ADG #1